Spreading like wildfire over the Internet is Mike Huckabee's recent comments about the constitution. Here's what he said:
"I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution," Huckabee told a Michigan audience on Monday. "But I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that's what we need to do -- to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards so it lines up with some contemporary view."
Nice. My first thought was that wouldn't a move like this effectively make the United States a theocracy. You know, the kind of theocracy we see in Iran, the dreaded mortal enemy of the United States because of its supposed hatred of freedom.
I should run for president on the platform that we amend the constution so that Mike Huckabee can't run for president or bear offspring. I would also run on the dinosaurs do not exist because Chuck Norris went back in time and killed them platform. The latter will no doubt get me some votes. Or, by the very least, Chuck Norris' support.
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